Love in the Age of Zombies (Book 3): Zombie Destruction by James K. Evans

Author:James K. Evans [Evans, James K.]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Zombie Apocalypse
Published: 2016-10-25T23:00:00+00:00

Carolyn had never met Sammy, so it took a moment to register when he introduced himself. When she remembered Tony’s report, her face looked like she smelled something bad.

“No thanks, I’d rather be alone,” she said, returning to her book.

“Are you sure? I’ll buy you a beer!”

“No, I was about to leave,” she said.

Sammy looked at the nearly-full glass of ale.

“About to leave, eh? What about your beer?”

“I guess I’m not in the mood for beer tonight,” she said.

“How about a glass of wine? Or cider?”

Carolyn sighed. “Look, Sammy, I’m trying to be nice. You asked if you could join me. I said no. You offered to buy me a beer. I said no. Since you don’t seem to take hints very well, I’ll just say it: I’m not interested in spending time with you. I’d like to be left alone.”

“What is it, you some kind of dyke or something?” Sammy said, his voice louder than he intended. Brian came over from behind the bar.

“Everything copacetic over here, Carolyn?”

“Yes, I’m fine. I was just trying to get some reading done and was interrupted,” she said, taking a draw from her pint. Brian led Sammy over to a quiet corner.

“Sammy, I told you not to bother the ladies. I’ve never had to ban someone from Stormcloud, but I’m telling you: this is your last warning.”

Sammy put both palms up. “Okay, fine. But all I did was offer to buy her a beer. I don’t see what’s so wrong with that!”

“I also heard you call her a dyke. And you were starting to make a scene. So unless you want to get your beer somewhere else,” Brian said, knowing Stormcloud was the only bar in town, “I suggest you cool it. Just take it easy, Sammy.”

Sammy clicked his heels together and thrust his arm out in a Nazi salute. “Ja, wohl, mein kapitan!” he said in a bad German accent, then returned to his table and sulked. Brian shook his head and went back to the bar. He’s going to be the first guy I kick out of here, he thought, and it won’t bother me a bit. He gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Sammy went back to people-watching. He found something to ridicule in every guy and pictured every woman naked. He played a game he liked to call Think She Swallows It?, where he’d watch a woman and then guess whether she would or wouldn’t.

It was time for a change. He could feel it. It was time for something to happen. Something to make a little stir, shake people up. Like maybe if the naked body of a dyke pharmacist washed up on the beach.

A young lady in her mid-twenties walked in carrying an overnight bag. His eyes lit up when he saw the triskelion design on the older girl’s V-neck t-shirt.

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